Need a voice actor and a script!

So, I have finally begun to get back into animating! Unfortunately.. being a female does not help very much :<
I wanna start making some fanart animations, funny ones. Like Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Zelda, Bleach and other various anime's and games but I just don't have the voice for it!

Is there anyone out there who would be able to do some free voice acting for me? Or anyone who is good at coming up with random crap on the spot?

Some examples of the things I wanna make are these: 1. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHG-JO… 2. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYzDto… 3. egoraptor.deviantart.com/art/F… etc etc

If you are willing to take up the project, or if you already have some random male and female voice recordings that are quite funny and wanna see an animation made to them, leave a comment here or send them to me via email at heavy.rain-x@hotmail.com

If your interested in voice acting and working on a collab with me, but don't currently have recordings, leave a comment here and I will try to come up with some scripts and see how well you portray them.

Note: Please only high quality recordings needed.

Thanks!